I’m what most people would call a midget. Honestly I don’t mind but that’s not the name I prefer for people to call me. Much in the same way that a lot of the homosexual community gather in places such as boy’s town Chicago and san Francisco, a bunch of people much like myself have gathered a lived in a little “town” of our own. It’s really a nice, peaceful, uneventful place. We live a very...
The concept is that i have fallen off the writing bandwagon a wee bit over the past few weeks due to general boredom. SO! I have decided that every day i will come on here and say shit that i hope turns out to be funny. No thought will go into ideas, just typing down stuff so i don’t fall off completely. This will not however have no point, i shall also do this to help with my new book. In...
Alien1: We’ve made it breatheren. We have landed upon earth Alien2: Such a pretty planet Alien1: yes, thank the overlord for sending us, the last of our species to this planet. (Both aliens preform the act of hitting their chest with their fists twice and kissing their hands as they raise them in a peace sighn to the sky while saying one love) Alien1: Now our kind has very specific...
Keith and Jack are running down the hallway screaming as they round a corner, then shortly after they pass the corner a mass of zombies follow behind them. They run into a room and put a chair against the door. Keith falls on his butt and leans back against the door. Jack runs around the room frantically looking for something. Keith: oh god were gonna die in here Jack: (as if he’s not...
What Happened To Me (Jack) Today
Post Time 9:30 Well i walking through Detroit today when two men were walking next to me they pulled out two guns on me so i ducked down like Neo and dodged the bullets, the grabbed the gun from one of them and shot one of them in the face. The next one (who was 12 feet tall) took the gun from me and shot me in the arm. I then pulled out my butterfly knife, sprinted up the wall and stabbed him in...
A Short Story
I look left, i look right, i stare at the spot on the window behind me. I stare at it for a good long while. Then i take a look at the kid sitting there, screaming his head off. Why is he screaming… Oh yeah, i’m bus driver, were falling off a cliff cuz i was staring at some dot on the back window -_- were all gonna die aren’t we.